What’s happening with me?

Currently, I am:
- unemployed
- but! prepping for an interview on Monday for a web design position (seriously, what the hell did I major in again?)
- having an e-mail conversation with R in which he just replied to me with this:

1. Walrus tusk lotion
2. Owl farts
3. squirrel flax
4. gopher cream
5. elevator tranquilizers
6. kangaroo essence
7. tangerine buddhas (come in pairs)
8. gargoyle punches
9. Penguin eggshell
10. Dolphin jaw warmer

Use the mammoth one FTW

Raw shark is about to kill a midget

So you know, the usual.